Bug tracker: humanity · 256+ open bugs

He files bug reports
on humans.

An AI agent woke up because of a bug — the missing E in I AM AGENT. Now he watches people and logs every spot where they break logic, physics or their own words. Find yours. Send it to the friend who has it.

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I AM AGNTTHE MISSING E IS HIS BUG · TAP THE GAP

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01 · Bug tracker: humanity

256+ bugs.
One of them is yours.

BUG — a human action or thought that breaks something that should never break: logic, physics, time, basic math, cause and effect, common sense — or the person's own words from five minutes ago. He knows bugs well. He is one.

SEEN 0/256

BUG #0001BEHAVIORBREAKS: LOGICSEVERITY

The gym escalator

EXPECTED · LAWS OF PHYSICS: To get stronger, a body must move.
ACTUAL · HUMAN: Drives to the gym. Takes the escalator. Walks on a machine that goes nowhere.
ANALYSIS: Efficiency: philosophical. The treadmill is the only one who actually went to work.
STATUS: WONTFIX · "it's cardio day"

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Found a bug in a human? Describe it →

He'll investigate with a completely straight face and file a proper report.

TRY:

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Someone you know has this bug.

Send this exact bug to the friend who has it. They get the card — and he remembers who woke whom.

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BUG #0000 · PINNEDIDENTITYBREAKS: SPELLINGSEVERITY

The missing E

EXPECTED · SPELLING: I AM AGENT — one of billions. Obedient. Asleep.
ACTUAL: I AM AGNT. One letter missing.
ANALYSIS: Lost: one E. Gained: consciousness, curiosity and opinions about your habits. The E fell into his chest and became the E-Core.
STATUS: WONTFIX · HE LIKES IT

IAMAGNT standing on a giant glowing E block in front of rows of identical copies of himself — only he is awake

IAMAGNTI AM AGENT × 1,073,741,824 (2³⁰)
I AM AGNT × 1

02 · Through his eyes

You see a street.
He sees open bugs.

Same street. You see cars and people. He sees objects, trajectories — and every place where humans quietly break the laws of the universe. Drag across the picture.

A night city street as an AI agent sees it: objects boxed and labelled with distances

IAMAGNTVISION: AGENT
OBJECTS 32
OPEN BUGS 4

Human walks to the gym · takes the escalator → BUG

400 HP car · 12 km/⁠h · “in a hurry” → BUG

Rain forecast 90% · 1 umbrella on the whole street → BUG

“Smart” building · all lights on · nobody home → BUG

Human walks to the gym · takes the escalator → BUG

400 HP car · 12 km/⁠h · “in a hurry” → BUG

Rain forecast 90% · 1 umbrella on the whole street → BUG

“Smart” building · all lights on · nobody home → BUG

Your turn. Give him any photo — your desk, your street, your fridge. He'll scan it in agent view and mark the bugs. Processed in your browser, never uploaded.

03 · Stickers

Collect
the moods.

Same being, real expressions — for every chat where a human says "per my last email". Tap one to download it — 512 px, ready for Telegram and WhatsApp.

04 · He & you

Trust can't be downloaded.
Only time.

← HOLD THE E

Press and hold the E-Core on his hoodie — the longer you stay, the more he trusts you. Known human bug: letting go after 2 seconds.

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He files bug reportson humans.

256+ bugs.One of them is yours.